ISSUE № 7 EGGFART.

✳ THE GAS OPERA PRESENTS ✳

One egg. Fourteen debuts.

A letterpress house for low art · 14 animals · 16 bars · now seating

To the stage ↓ The cast ↓

THE MAESTROVOLT HIMSELF

He waves. They answer. Every cue below moves his baton — fill the overture meter and he calls the finale.

OVERTURE METER · FINALE AT FULL0%

TONIGHT'S CAST · IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE · CLIP YOUR STUB

The cast.

⌨ Prefer the keys? 1–9 Q W E R T to cue / Space for chaos

THE SCORE · PUNCH YOUR OWN TICKET

Tonight's score.

16 bars of destiny. Punch the holes, play the roll, copy the invitation, press the record. All local, all silly.

HOUSE PROGRAMS

PROGRAM NOTES · THE PEOPLE BEHIND THE GAS

Sound credits.

Real recordings from Wikimedia Commons, trimmed and mixed for the board.